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12.06.2025 02:21
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
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So they tried
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Everyone loved it.
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
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Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What is the meaning of "ero" in Japanese?
Still no good
Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..