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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 02:21

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Courtroom chaos erupts as Diddy supporter disrupts trial - WJAC

No go.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What are your thoughts on RM's new album "Right Place, Wrong Person"?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Thumbs down again.

Just Forget it!

What is Opec+ up to? - Financial Times

So they tried

Minds and Behinds

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Earth's atmosphere hasn't had this much CO2 in millions of years - NBC News

Everyone loved it.

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

share office space ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Isn't it unfortunate for the Democrats that we Republicans are the masters of the universe who control everything while the Democrats control nothing?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So, the docs changed it to read

No way

The Tyrese Haliburton Conundrum - The Ringer

Nuts and Butts

Next, they tried...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What's your photograph of the day 1097?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No, not a chance

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What is the meaning of "ero" in Japanese?

Still no good

Loons and Moons

Unacceptable again!

Isn't it great that we have an incoming president who is embracing ideas from the past like manifest destiny? Isn't it greater that Trump is willing to get us more territory and land?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Bitcoin Price Rises. This Could Be the Next Big Crypto IPO After Success of Circle Stock. - Barron's

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Then came..

Wild card Boisson stuns Pegula - Roland Garros