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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 08:15

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

No, not a chance

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Jonathan Anderson has been appointed sole creative director of Dior - Vogue Business

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why are people becoming increasingly hostile to pro-lifers? I am pro-life.

So they tried

Unacceptable again!

Catatonics & High Colonics

How many of you have had your parental rights taken away because of lies and no truth whatsoever, and did you prove the lies that were told about you to be false either through drug testing or another way, but still had your rights taken?

So, the docs changed it to read

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Democrats be honest, how many of you were wishing that Musk rescue space flight blew up?

They put up a sign reading

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Just Forget it!

Do any other guys like to eat cum of another man from their wife's pussy?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good.

Thumbs down again.

Death threats to Astros pitcher Lance McCullers Jr. came from "overseas" resident - NBC Sports

No way

Still no good

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why is Taylor Swift re-recording her albums?

Loons and Moons

Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why do some people tell the girl I like that I don’t like her when I do like her?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds

Is the Democrat party connected with organized crime in America?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Then came..

No go.

Ravens in "introductory stage" of Lamar Jackson extension talks - NBC Sports

share office space ...

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What can you do if someone makes a false accusation against you?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Next, they tried...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Julio Rodríguez addresses robbery at his home - MLB.com